There's a film called The Thief and the Cobbler
I can't think of a film that is odder
There's prob'ly a few, there's none that I've seen, dude
Not that I've seen all of the films out there

There's this cobbler quite poor, his name was Tack
And a thief who tried to rob him
Tack tried to fight back, but ran into Zigzag
The Grand Vizier, who arrested him

Didn't count on Princess Yum-Yum
Being in need of a Cobbler
And so King Nod, let poor Tack off
Zigzag he wasn't pleased, no sir

The thief, the green-shaded trooper
Stole the balls so golden
But Zigzag had plans with the One-Eyed Clan
So he nicked them back soon after

But the princess knew that she had to act
To protect her kingdom
She asked her Dad, she brought along Tack
Left to seek out the Witch for her wisdom

They accounted a huge tribe of Briggans
Who joined them in their quest, that part's simple
But the old witch wasn't quite sane, instead
She just blew herself up, left a riddle

How it all ends is quite bonkers, my friends
The One-Eyes have a giant machine thing
And so Tack destroys it with a tack, of course
And the thief saves the balls while it crashes

I request that you watch, this film, it rocks
Please watch The Thief and the Cobbler
There's three versions, though the best one
Is on the net, it's Recobbled

And so I've told you the tale, the abridged tale
Tale of The Thief and the Cobbler
Although it's just some, I left out the weird chunks
And what's left is a spoilery trailer