We know Washington's a shit show
And the Russkies are around
But they had best beware
A change is in the air
'Cause it's now Bob Mueller's town

Now Mueller he is trouble
And of collusion he says no more
If your ways are shady better run for cover
'Cause he ain't no amateur

Well it's Bob, Bob Mueller's Town
He's got a plan taking traitors down
Baby if you're doing wrong
Better if you play along

Now Mueller ain't a gambler
And he likes his cases closed
And he always gets witnesses to sing
Until collusion is exposed

He got a style that's kind and gentle
It gonna sneak right up on you
From his subpoena can't run your demise has begun
You'll be a felon when he's through

Well it's Bob, Bob Mueller's Town
He's got a plan taking traitors down
Baby if you're doing wrong
Better if you play along

The Beltway
Is where we all know
No one playing nice
And in the back of a car sat a guy named Boris
Giving Kushner some advice

Just an information transfer
With the presi-dential clan
Ivanka's clown given Donald's little blessing
But it really is Putin's plan

Well it's Bob, Bob Mueller's Town
He's got a plan taking traitors down
Baby if you're doing wrong
Better if you play along

Well the G-Men
They are fighting
To throw the Russians out the door
Mueller's 'bout to complete the puzzle
So Impeachment it won't be long

Well it's Bob, Bob Mueller's Town
He's got a plan taking traitors down
Baby if you're doing wrong
Better if you play along

Well it's Bob, Bob Mueller's Town
He's got a plan so you're going down
Baby if you're doing wrong
Better if you play along

Yeah He said baby if you're doing wrong
Better if you play along