(Instrumental Intro)
[during opening instrumental do the below "ow-ing" to the lead guitar part notes]
{Ow-ow, ow-ow, ow-ow-ow-ow}
{Ow-ow-ow, ow-ow, ow-ow}

I was tucking my thing in
and then suddenly I yelled
caught it in my zipper
and it hurt like freaking hell
Now the pain won't lessen
it feels like it's being chewed
It's excruciating
puts me in a real bad mood

Caught pr*ck in my pants
it was not much fun
Intense was the pain
man, that sure was dumb
My manhood's ailing
and it hurts me when I piss
I scream and then moan
the agony; endless

[to guitar instrumental notes]
{Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow, ow-ow-ow, ow-ow-ow-ow}
{Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow, ow-ow-ow, ow-ow-ow-ow}
[When flute part comes in switch to "ow-ing" to the pitch of those notes]

Yeah, I sure was hurting
it was painful when I peed
When I 'went' I screeched, sir
It was no fun, no indeed

Oh, damn; hurt my gland
zipper caught the head
I stand, d*ck in hand
peeing; now I dread
I cry; tears fill my eyes
the pain; it clouds my mind
Wow! Man, my thing is sore
I grimace, then I whine

(long instrumental jam)
[during jam continue same guitar and flute "ow-ing" patterns as shown above]

Man, that zipper caught me
was a painful sensation
that ran through my d*ck head
This event has left me bummed

Unplanned; caught my gland
in that zipper's teeth
I can't free with hand
it hurts beyond belief
I pried, pulled side-to-side
It just increased the pain
that I was feeling, man
It's driving me insane

(Long instrumental Jam out to end fade)
[Continue same guitar and flute "ow-ing" as shown above]