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Song Parodies -> "Perfect Weekend"

Original Song Title:

"Mercedes Benz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Janis Joplin

Parody Song Title:

"Perfect Weekend"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Oh Lord, please supply me a perfect weekend
The trend's for rain lately - did you, that, intend?
Worked hard all the week long, so I recommend
That Lord, you supply me a perfect weekend

Oh Lord, please supply me a Master's Degree
Toiling at Wallmart is tiring my knees
I want to rub shoulders with rich bourgeoisies
So oh Lord, please supply me a Master's Degree

Oh Lord, please supply me a Swedish rubdown
Send Anna and Freida, I'll start the countdown
Oil me and rub me in Long Island Sound
So oh Lord, please supply me a Swedish rubdown

Oh Lord, please look kindly on family and friends
I'm not in their wills - why? I can't comprehends
Lord spare them alivened until they appends
So oh Lord, please look kindly on family and friends

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 18

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John Barry - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever and cleverly crafted.
Rick C - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't think you're askin' fer much. 555
alvin rhodes - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
fun read, may all your wishes come true
Kristof Robertson - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Cute as a button, hobbits...and I second Alvin's wish. 555
AFW - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
DKOS, but makes an enjoyable and clever read
Lionel Mertens - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
There now you have a perfect ten.
mandamoo - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Make that 11 - even more perfecter :)
ford - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I do believe this is the best yet.
Stuart McArthur - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
"Send Anna and Freida, I'll start the countdown" - heh heh, a nice li'l Aussie gag in there, Pippin? - how did you get that past Meri? - do yourself a favour, everyone, and read this ( - another one for the Aussies;-) ) - 555
John H Qld - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
A very reasonable song to be sung at 70th birthday celebrations.

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