When you've filled your bladder
And you cannot find the can
And something, woah something's not feeling right
Just ease your mind and take a pee
Because your underwear
Will dry up, even a swampy night

You just flow, drain your vein
You can go wherever you stand
No more runnin' Oh yeah, baby
To pee in the can
Tranquility, Always, Prevail
At Target, they are all on sale
You can pee there, yeah yeah yeah
You got Depends

If you try to guzzle
a 40 ounce Big Gulp of Sprite
And you feel that Big Lebowski begin to flow
Just ease that sphincter muscle
And stand up nice and proud
Cause you won't end up drippin upon the floor

You just flow, drain your vein
You can go wherever you stand
No more runnin' No runnin'
To pee in the can
Tranquility, Always, Prevail
At Target, they are all on sale
You can pee there, yeah yeah yeah

Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got Depends
It's easy to lose control
It can hurt you, its better to squirt through
Won't wet your clothes if you wear them
So, baby, you must wear them!

You just flow, drain your vein
You can go wherever you stand
No more runnin'
To pee in the can
Oh, don't ya know about Tranquility, Always, Prevail
At Target, they are all on sale
You can pee there, yeah yeah yeah
You got Depends

Ain't it good to know, you've got Depends
Ain't it good to know, you've got Depends

Oh Yeah, You've got Depends