Song Parodies -> "Otherkin Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Steamroller Blues"

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Original Performer:

"Otherkin Blues"

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The Lyrics

The weird, wild world of alternative identities....

I'm an otherkin, baby
Trapped inside a human husk
Yeah I'm an otherkin, baby
Trapped inside this human husk
I should have been born an elf
I can't stand myself, poor heaven

I'm a strong black woman
But I'm feeling just like crap
Yeah I'm a strong black woman
But my life's a load of crap
'Cause in a white guy I am trapped*

Oh I'm transabled, baby
I should have had Down Syndrome
Oh I'm transabled, baby
Deep inside I have Down Syndrome
So I don't feel at home
With 46 chromosomes
Why did this have to happen to me?

I'm a triplet-mind
Three persons in one body here
I'm a triplet-mind
Three persons in one body here
There's Bob and Sue and Jenny
Bob's my front and Sue's my rear*

*I'm not kidding, there's actually a blogger like this. **Some people are actually proud of having multiple personalities (they called those of us who, well, don't, "singlets"). These people use the term "front" to refer to their "primary" personality. This is the article that inspired me to write this parody.

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