Proctor, my eyes have freely strayed
And I know I've got it made, 'cause I have copied
From the smart kid's S.A.T.;
But you didn't see me look,
Your head was buried in your book, so soon I'm gonna
Cheat my way through M.I.T....

Proctor, my eyes
Sure have got me far,
(I've been advised they'll help me when I take the bar...)

I have cheated through each class,
Cause each proctor was an ass-
istant instructor who had better things to do;
I would never have to stress,
Or have to study for a test --
I'd have the answers stuck inside my tennis shoe...

Proctor, your eyes
Should be sharp like mine --
It's no surprise my GPA's a 3.9...

GUITAR SOLO

Proctor, my eyes
See no need to cram:
You must realize I always pass my eye exams...