Song Parodies -> "Bad Passenger"

Original Song Title:

"The Passenger"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Bad Passenger"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I've done so many parodies about people who can't drive, so how about one about the other guy in the car? Seems only fair, equal representation of all manner of morons and all that jazz. Enjoy!

A sucky passenger
Cause you whine while we ride
Talk over the music, not right
You see my car, it was clean and bright
But see, you've spread so many fries
Around, looks like my room tonight

Worst ever passenger
A side-seated ass
You're yellin' at folks walkin' by
Don't be an arse, keep yours inside
Wavin' those cheeks from left to right
Don't show random dudes your backside
Ev'ry time I give you a ride

You're such an ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass, ass-ass-ass

Get out of my car
Don't be my passenger
You're screamin' at me while I drive
You act so shitty, tell me why
I should give you another ride
You make me wanna run the light
So I can ditch you tonight

Other passengers
When in my ride
Are good passengers
They're all nice and polite
Don't moon out the window
Stay in their seat
When somebody else runs through the light
They don't yell "fuckin' piece o' shite"
They don't talk with mouths full of fries
They do their business 'fore the drive
Can't count the times you've hitched a ride with me
You said that you didn't need to pee
But ten seconds out, you squirm and scream
"Stop the damn car, cause I am bustin, right"

Pain in the ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass, ass-ass-ass

Awful passenger
Can't drive while you whine
Any more, you're on your ass
You can walk, no more car rides
Can't concentrate with a whiny git
Being a loud and douchey guy
With smelly feet that make me cry
Yep, one more fart, you walk tonight
Don't care if there's still ten more miles
You trim your toenails one more time
It's goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

Cause you're an ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass, ass-ass-ass

A total ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass

Fun facts: the chorus of this song features back-up vocals from David Bowie, and the guitars and "la-la"'s were sampled in MC Lars' "Download This Song (which was a major factor for why I parodied this song).

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Agrimorfee - January 02, 2014 - Report this comment

The ass-ass refrain was pretty funny, just trying to imagine a bunch of drunken sots barking it in some greasy European bar 'round 3am. That being said, you could have used less ass in the verses. It peaked with the guy mooning everyone, so I was getting impatient waiting for the song to end. Er well.

Abbott Skelding - January 02, 2014 - Report this comment

Nice work! I too appreciate the MC Lars connection, so points there! The pacing of this song was kinda weird, so I can't really penalize your for that (although you seemed pretty spot on). I don't think I'm a bad passenger other than I can be a bad backseat driver...and I'm glad I'm nothing like this guy! Nice work!

Max Power - January 13, 2014 - Report this comment

It gets annoying when they ask you if they're there yet 555 times.

Matthias - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment

I'm usually not a bad passenger, I'm far too busy being a bad driver. This was a pretty fun parody though and anybody who moons people while you're driving is a person I would hate to drive with! Keep your pants on dude!

Blaydeman - January 15, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I'm no taking this guy on any of my road trips! LOL! Hope this isn't autobiographical.

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