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Song Parodies -> "Sapphire"
Original Song Title:
"Shannon"
Original Performer:
Henry Gross
Parody Song Title:
"Sapphire"
Parody Written by:
Hu’s On First
The Lyrics
When I came back from the war
It felt like my life was done for
I had no chance until I met her
An angel shaped like a dog
She shone a light through the fog
Until the vet said that she had cancer
Sapphire is gone ‘cause she could not get surgery
That scumbag took the cash away
Maybe she’ll find a chew toy
Shaped like Anthony
I hope she tears it up real hard
Anthony said he could help
Raised lots of dough by himself
But he kept it all, left nothing for her
Waiting too long sealed her fate
Panhandling’s something I hate
But I needed cash to euthanize her
Sapphire is gone ‘cause she could not get surgery
That scumbag went and changed his name
Now he’s in Congress
I just saw him on TV
How could George Santos leave me so scarred?
That man George Santos left me so scarred
It felt like my life was done for
I had no chance until I met her
An angel shaped like a dog
She shone a light through the fog
Until the vet said that she had cancer
Sapphire is gone ‘cause she could not get surgery
That scumbag took the cash away
Maybe she’ll find a chew toy
Shaped like Anthony
I hope she tears it up real hard
Anthony said he could help
Raised lots of dough by himself
But he kept it all, left nothing for her
Waiting too long sealed her fate
Panhandling’s something I hate
But I needed cash to euthanize her
Sapphire is gone ‘cause she could not get surgery
That scumbag went and changed his name
Now he’s in Congress
I just saw him on TV
How could George Santos leave me so scarred?
That man George Santos left me so scarred
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