What's going on in your head?
You murdered your dog - she is dead
And you say its better to keep it quiet
Don't you think mom would have known
The dog was missing from home
Your family dysfunctions - truly out there

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Shannon is gone you say
And swimming in the sea
Okay - but what confuses me
If you know all that then you must have seen her go
And we know that dogs swim really slow

You tried hard to pretend?
You know you belong in a pen
You're so bizarre and gad the poor dog
And mom wouldn't feel so damn bad
If you hadn't killed her poor lab
I bet your dog doesn't even miss you

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Shannon is gone you arse
You dumped her in the sea
Must have smoked some strong stuff that day
I hope she found a family
Out on a fishing trip
A family that really gives a shyt

Ah ah

One that won't toss their dog and split