Hey Donny Trump, some wish that you would jump
Into that swamp that you said you would drain
You're the loosest cannon on the deck
Of the ship of state you're going to wreck
If you keep tweeting without engaging brain

Oh Donny Trump, some would love to dump
What that electoral collage gave to us
In a real democracy a plurality would be
Enough to stop you being the P.O.T.U.S.

You're number forty-five, the newest P.O.T.U.S.
And you might do some good if you could focus
On all the things that you should clearly see
Are more important than that thing called "ME"

Hey Donny dear, why can't you seem to hear
Mexico's not paying for your wall
And climate change is real, women aren't just things to feel
No wonder we hear impeachment calls

Now Donny don't talk tough to guys who'll call your bluff
Cut that Korean "rocket man" some slack
'Cuz he saw Saddam in Iraq die for what he lacked
At least one nuke to pay the P.O.T.U.S. back

Hey Donny Trump, I know you won't jump
Into that swamp you'd drain if you could
So I guess it's best you stay, don't let Pence have his day
'Cuz he'd make even you look good

Yes, you're the loosest cannon on the deck
Of the ship of state you're going to wreck
If you keep tweeting without engaging brain
Ah, Don stop tweeting and engage your brain