Space Force by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

Bang, bang, shoot ‘em down ray gun (bang, bang).
Zap, zap, shoot ‘em up to the sun (bang, bang).
Blast, blast, shoot ‘em down, one, two, three (four, five, six, eight).
I want to join the Space Force, that’s what I want to do.
Zap and blast space Mexicans ‘cause the wall won’t keep us free.

Hey, Captain Kirk, won’t you let me join the astro killing force.
‘Cause I can blast a swamp rat at 400 yards from the back of my zorse.

The wall may be being built, but it won’t keep out them all.
Those clever Mexicans coming from space, flying right over the wall.
So I want to join the Space Force, I want to join real bad.
If I don’t make the crew, you know I’ll feel so sad.

Hey, Mr. Spock, just bring me on board the star ship Enterprise.
I can infiltrate Mexican space ships in my wookie disguise.

Yeah, I want to join the Space Force, be a shoot ‘em up astronaut.
Zap ‘em and blast ‘em and ray ‘em and don’t give it a thought.

So, Mr. Pence, if you’re recruiting, just remember my name.
Won’t be no family separations when you put me in the game.