Ah, how miserable life is for gays when leftards can't even keep their mouths shut about what they really believe. The darkly humorous truth of the matter is this: that the leftards never did much like the gay wing of their party, except as a cover for their own adulterous behavior. Helping one pack of perverts censor and shout down their critics very much helps the creeps in Congress get off lightly for their own perversions, which were already less socially consequential for being "straight" perversions. Dean, on the other hand, is apparently more perverse politically than he is sexually...

Of course, we on the right would prefer for everyone to mind their own business, but that's the very thing leftards just cannot do. Disgusting as homosexuality is, most of us think very little of it from day to day in our pleasant conservative communities. It's the leftards who lie awake at night, tossing and turning in mortification at the thought that someone somwhere in those flyover states is--maybe at this very moment--posting Ten Commandments in a courthouse, saluting the Stars and Stripes, and/or saying a prayer for President George W. Bush's health in front of a county seal with a cross on it in a public school building. Of course, if they ever figure out just where I got those figures on Gore and Kerry, they're going to be up all night worrying about those too. Well, losers, here's one more thing to torment you in your madness: that somewhere in that backwoods rural area you leftards hate so much, I'll be sleeping soundly with a smile on my face while your hatred burns and your stomach churns. Nighty-nightmare, leftards.