She's a witch girl, magic superstar
And it's not a metaphor, by the way
If you so much as look at her funny
She might decide that she wants a bunny
For a witch girl, wouldn't be too hard
To magic your humanity away
Any sensible person would depart
Run away fa-a-ar

Magic glo-o-o-o-ows and then you're bo-o-oned
You're a fro-o-o-o-o-og because you were a big douche
To that ho-o-ot witch, should kno-o-ow
That she shouldn't be crossed cause her magic's too strong
So easily pissed o-off, 'cau-ause

She's a witch girl (witch girl), doesn't need a car
The broom gets better mileage anyway (witch girl)
But if she wants to drive just for funsies
No need to buy, she'll zap you, you dummy
She's a witch girl (witch girl), you won't get too far
In life if you hit on her, run away (witch girl)
Cause she might send a bolt right up your arse
Get zapped to Ma-a-ars

She keeps dry-y-y-y-y-y, controls the rai-ai-ai-ain
And if he-e-er I-I-I-I.D. checks out, it seems she doesn't age
So much she knows about long ago, ooh
Doesn't teach history, she feels it's cheating
Cause she does know it a-all, oh-oh

She's a witch girl (witch girl), no problem's too hard
Like this smarmy prick all up in her face (witch girl)
Yes, I'm referring to you, you dummy
And look at that, you've become a monkey
She's a witch girl (witch girl), warned you to run far
She may look nice but she will demonstrate, yeah (witch girl)
Why she's a wizarding world superstar
She'll swap your arms for legs and legs for arms
And do a number on your private parts
You should run fa-a-ar

You might say
"How can you be calling me a dummy
You're standing way too close to that honey"
See, this witch girl's (witch girl) my witch girl
Oh, she's my witch, witch girl, yeah (witch girl)
Hey honey, don't let that chimp get too far