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Song Parodies -> "Ham Eater ( The Sly Hebrew Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Maneater"
Original Performer:
Hall And Oates
Parody Song Title:
"Ham Eater ( The Sly Hebrew Song)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
he only pigs out at night,
the place is locked up tight
all this is new, it's never done before
biting and chewing,
ooh, it's not what to do, and his eyes are on the door...
the synagogue cannot see
the sandwich now he eats
the animal wild, a mad pig or a boar
but it all matters...
if he's wearing a glove, it still goes a bit too far..
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch him eat, he chews it up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) he's a ham eater
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch him eat, he chews it up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) he's a ham eater
I wouldn't if I were you,
what would your rabbi do?
it's nasty, man, it could rip your world apart..
mustard now spattered
the taste sure is there, but this beast should be apart..
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch him eat, he chews it up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) he's a ham eater
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch him eat, he chews it up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) he's a ham eater
------ saxophone ------
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch him eat, he chews it up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) he's a ham eater
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch him eat, he chews it up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) he's a ham eater
the place is locked up tight
all this is new, it's never done before
biting and chewing,
ooh, it's not what to do, and his eyes are on the door...
the synagogue cannot see
the sandwich now he eats
the animal wild, a mad pig or a boar
but it all matters...
if he's wearing a glove, it still goes a bit too far..
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch him eat, he chews it up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) he's a ham eater
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch him eat, he chews it up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) he's a ham eater
I wouldn't if I were you,
what would your rabbi do?
it's nasty, man, it could rip your world apart..
mustard now spattered
the taste sure is there, but this beast should be apart..
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch him eat, he chews it up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) he's a ham eater
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch him eat, he chews it up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) he's a ham eater
------ saxophone ------
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch him eat, he chews it up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) he's a ham eater
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch him eat, he chews it up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) he's a ham eater
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Hi Mr. Higgins, I think this parody is awesome, but this OS is from the 80s not the 70s.
Well-done! 555s! Reminds me of one I wrote a few years back.... http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/frankievallithefourseasons0.shtml
Three-fourths of me loves this. The Jewish quarter of me is rolling his eyes and saying, "And this, you call humor?" But he's outvoted.
Mason: I never saw that one before, but I'm squealing with delight over it.
It reminds me of a joke. A priest and a rabbi are having lunch. The priest decides to have a little fun at the rabbi's expense. "Say, Herschel, have you ever, maybe, before you became a rabbi, tasted ham?" The rabbi hates to admit it: "Well, yes, Patrick, I did, when I was in college. But since you brought it up, did you ever, you know, before being ordained, you know... with a girl?" The priest hates to admit it: "Well, yes, Herschel, I did. Once, when I was in college." The rabbi says, "It's better than ham, isn't it?"
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