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Song Parodies -> "Superia"

Original Song Title:

"Aquarius"

Original Performer:

Hair Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Superia"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Little is known of the past of the woman known as Superia, but she was first seen where she and a small army of female supervillains plotted to sterilize all other women in the world, making their reproductive capabilities valuable beyond measure. She was initially inspired to use her scientific knowledge to conquer the world when she discovered, via use of a "time probe", that a descendant of hers, Thundra, would rule the world-spanning matriarchy of the "Femizons". Her plan was thwarted by Captain America and his allies (Paladin, Diamondback, Asp and Black Mamba).
Superia leads the Femizons
All filled with Matriarch desire
When (all other) women are made sterile
Instant repro-empire

This is the plotting of the reign of Superia
The reign of Superia
Superia!
Superia!

Male dominance will be fading
With the Femizons dominating
No more normal reproduction
Just Superia seduction
New Age female celebration
And Womankind’s liberation
Superia!
Superia!

Superia leads the Femizons
All filled with Matriarch desire
When (all other) women are made sterile
Reproduction empire

This is the plotting of the rage of Superia
The rage of Superia
Superia!
Superia!


[Extra verses from London 1993 production omitted]
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