Song Parodies -> "Canadian Woman"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"Canadian Woman"

Parody Written by:

TomK

The Lyrics

Canadian woman, stay away from me
Canadian woman, mama let me be
I don't need your Labbats beer
I don't need your snow shoe gear
I don't need your baby seals
I don't need your perscription deals
Now woman, stay away,
Canadian woman, listen what I say
Canadian woman, get away from me
Canadian woman, mama let me be
Don't want your cold wind blowing down my door
I don't wanna see your snow no more

Chorus:
I don't mean to criticize
All that whale blubber in your thighs
Now woman, get away
Canadian woman, listen what I say-ay

Canadian Woman, said get away
Canadian Woman, listen what I say
We don't need your walrus pups
We don't need your Stanley Cup
We won't come to Niagra Falls
Don't come shopping in our malls

Chorus

Canadian woman, stay away from me
Canadian woman, mama let me be
I gotta go, I gotta get away
Baby, I gotta go,
I am dying
I'm gonna leave you woman (4x)
Bye-bye (4x)
(Canadian woman)
You're no good for me
And I'm no good for you
(Canadian woman)
I'll look you right in the eye
And tell you what I'm gonna do
You know I'm gonna leave, you know I'm gonna go
You know I'm gonna leave,
I'm gonna leave you woman
Goodbye Canadian Woman

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Michael Pacholek - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Blubber thighs? I take it you've never seen Celine "Le Stique" Dion. We don't need her Stanley Cup? Well, we've had it since 1994! And we'll keep it unless Jarome Iginla can wake up the Calgary Flames.

MrMacphisto - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Whoa... there must be a lot of Canadians on this site... I liked the parody, but I like what I know about Canada as well. Michael Moore seems to talk highly of that country.....

Robert J. Pagliaro - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Met the pacing and I thought it was well-written. I went 5-3-4, and it may be my ignorance, but I'm not sure I got it - so I gave you a three on funny and a five on pacing - used the overage to grade the overall. Because it's a good creative write, I just felt obligated to offer a tough critique.

Jay W - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Prescription deals--that's funny. (How about "I know you're gonna freeze; you're never gonna thaw" instead of the original "You know I'm gonna leave; you know I'm gonna go?" Just thinking out loud.)

Darryl D. - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Hilarious!. I'm a big Guess Who fan and a Canadian. "I don't need your Labbats beer" Finally someone with common sense. Kokanee or Big Rock are better. Molson is now a sellout. "Don't come shopping in our malls" I dunno, at the trate your dollar is falling off pace, the loonie just might be what you need, eh. Way to go.

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