Large-mandibles wolfman, stay away from me,
Clamp-mandibles wolfman, manically I’ll flee.
I put some garlic upon my door,
Then I realized, vampires that’s for.
You’re a gore-exporting thing, it’s true
Who rends at night—growing bold are you.

Large-mandibles wolfman, get away from me,
Champ-mandibles wolfman, monster, let me be!
I put many locks upon my door—
I don’t want to see you grab me then score
My thighs, eyes, or lips; excise certain part that I self-aggrandize.

Now, wolfman, I said, get away!
Hey, maniac wolfman, where ya go at day?

Don’t come a-crashin’ through my front door,
I know that you wanna taste some gore.
I don’t need your horrid keens,
I don’t need your get-throat scenes.

So, wolfman, stay away from me,
Arm-masticate wolfman, manna’s what you see.
Go, go on, get away, go on, get away
Now, go! go!! go!!!

You’re a grievous wolfman,
A blood-thievous wolfman.
Night fright,
Fright night,
Bite fright,
Night bite.

You want blood from me;
I give blood to Sue
Who spikes my vein each time that I’m
A donor—it ain’t for you!

I don’t want you to cleave;
I wish that you would go.
I don’t want you to thieve
Even a pinky toe, wolfman.
You got me peeved, wolfman!

[gunshot]

Goodbye, armament-fate wolfman.