Oh not now please, don't do to me
'Cause my throat is, quite thick
Drank some Captain, name of Morgan
Now I'm feeling kind of sick

I have tossed back, drinks uncounted
And I don't know, where I've roamed
Have a beer please, and take care please
Don't give me too much foam

If you can help me, off this bar stool
I will bless your mother's birth
Lift me up now, 'fore I hack chow
And stop this, spinning earth

Oh great now I'm really heaving
Feels like my guts are leaving
Watch you don't slip on my debris
You better step around it
Too late you just now found it
Oh please don't take it out on me
Sorry, yeah.....

I can hear the band, playing louder
And it's frightening, with every note
Bass is sounding, head is pounding
Stop their playing, grab my coat

No more Captain, hate that Morgan
No no I'm feeling deathly sick
Trouble walking, listing to side
And she spurns me, my chick

No more Captain, no, no, no, no
Find the bathroom, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No more Captain, no, no, no, no
Find the bathroom, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm getting closer to the throne
I'm such a hoser, night is blown
Feel like a poser as I moan
I need a dose or two at home
Ohhhh ...

[Repeat until literally sick]