I've been swimmin' all night, 'midst the fish and the seals
There's a zing in my pants--electric eels
A gator farm, now I'm getting near
My mind's alert and my vision's clear

Call me an oddball or a weirdo or a kook
Don't have the hots for Britney Spears or Daisy Duke
Don't need a girl at all

I've got a thing that's called Gator Love
I've got a voice in my head
Gator Love

My memory's playin' obsolete cartoons
Wally Gator's singin' a tune
And Tarzan movies I recall
As he rolls around and hugs them all

When life is nothing but a mudhole in the ground
Those giant lizards make a beautiful sound
Don't need Caruso at all

I've got a thing that's called Gator Love
I've got a whine in my brain
Gator Love

[guitar solo]

Now I'm at the gator farm
Doin' a backstroke past the alarm
Snap turtle snap, I don't care
There's a catfish in my underwear

My memory plays back a sweet refrain
Gatorade, cherry or plain
And Tarzan grabs on again
As Gator Love drives me insane

Here comes a gator with its big mouth open wide
I'll see ya later if I end up inside
It tries masticatin' me all

I feel a bite that's called Gator Love
I feel the teeth in my buh-hutt
I feel a chomp and it's called Gator Love
I feel a thrill, and it's what?
Gator Love