I been watchin' that "Idol" buzz
Not good as it once was,
Old shows were grand - like a ba-by's brand - new beginning
No magic like that good old heyday
When Simon and Paula'd play.. no fun moment's remain..
Now scenes just flop like storm waved oceans
Fly so fast - show no emotions
A muddy'd up mash..just resulting in boring TV..

Not like Simon Cowell-boy!
Shoutin' out, "Won't you stop..you've the worst voice in the world!"
Ol' Simon Cowell-boy!
Granite glare and a scowl, and quite often a moan and groan..
Sent 'em off with a stare cold as stone..

Steven Tyler's no Idol judge,
Kinky leers at teen girls, ugh..
Weird expressions, a nod or a shrug,
Like smokin' a bong way..
Missin' here's all the real drama time
Not like early shows when..human interest
Could make ratings climb
They fixed a show that wasn't broken
All that's left is just a token,
Of what used to be..
Cancellation won't surprise me..

They need Simon Cowell-boy!
Shoutin' out, "Won't you stop..that's the worst voice in the world!"
Ol' Simon Cowell-boy!
Granite glare and a scowl, and quite often a moan and groan..
Sent 'em off with a stare cold as stone..

Sent 'em off with a stare cold as stone