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Song Parodies -> "By the Time I get the Kleenex"
Original Song Title:
"By the Time I Get to Phoenix"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Glen Campbell
Parody Song Title:
"By the Time I get the Kleenex"
Parody Written by:
Gil Falasco
The Lyrics
By the time I get the Kleenex she'll be wakin’
’Cause I blew my big schnazola way too loud
She'll deny it when I tell her that it was louder
Than her hackin’ that kept me up the night before
By the time I get the Kleenex she won’t be sleepin'
She'll turn and yell my name right out loud
And then she’ll cry because my snorin’ wakes her weary
Tho' time and time I tried to tell her so
That maybe I should blow
My nose before I go
Off to dreamland - I know
This is pretty bad - I know
’Cause I blew my big schnazola way too loud
She'll deny it when I tell her that it was louder
Than her hackin’ that kept me up the night before
By the time I get the Kleenex she won’t be sleepin'
She'll turn and yell my name right out loud
And then she’ll cry because my snorin’ wakes her weary
Tho' time and time I tried to tell her so
That maybe I should blow
My nose before I go
Off to dreamland - I know
This is pretty bad - I know
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Sir, this is a cute ditty! And i never get tired of hearing this song, especially while driving in norCAL. . .
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