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Song Parodies -> "I Need a Clone"

Original Song Title:

"I Drink Alone"

Original Performer:

George Thurogood

Parody Song Title:

"I Need a Clone"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Don't we all? Did you hear about the clones who went skydiving? Yeah, their parachutes never opened up!
I need a clone, yeah
Like somebody else.
I need a clone, yeah
Like somebody else.
You know when I need a clone
I can't get it done by myself.

Every morning I'm feeling so stressed,
Its like I got two left feet.
Forget about that sheep Dolly,
I just need two of me.

Because I need a clone, yeah
Like somebody else.
Yeah, you know when I need a clone
I'm not putting up a shelf.

The other night I started screaming
When unfold did a terrible scene,
The Police had my house surrounded,
And they was looking for me.

And I need a clone, yeah
Like somebody else.
Yeah, you know when I need a clone
I need a mini me or an elf.

The other day I had two tons of laundry,
But I donated sperm instead.
I need another one of me to work
So I can take the ladies to bed.

And I need a clone, yeah
Like somebody else.
Yeah, you know when I need a clone
I'm just doing it for my health.

My whole family wants to kill me.
Its like everyone's gone mad.
The only one who wants an apology
Is my Boss who calls me Brad.

And I need a clone, yeah
Like somebody else.
Yeah, you know when I need a clone
I can't get it done by myself.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Patrick - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Not familiar with the original song. But I appreciate a good clone song. There have been times I wished I had an extra me to get things done.
Old Man Ribber - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job! The worst thing about clones is that they lack originality. If you've seen one clone...you've seen them all! ;D
TW - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I've seen the wave of the future....and its clone jokes! Hey guys thank you for the comments.

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