Song Parodies -> "Isn't That A Grizzly"

Original Song Title:

"Isn't It A Pity"

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"Isn't That A Grizzly"

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The Lyrics

isn't that a grizzly ?
isn't that its name ?
how they'll break your bones apart
and cause your body pain
big mistake to try and shove
without thinking, they will roar
start climbing on your back
isn't that a grizzly ?

these things are so strong
they hardly need to strain
to end the life of people
to them, its all a game
its a beast we need to fear
there ain't no hope to flee
that bruin will outrun you
isn't that a grizzly ?

isn't that a grizzly ?
isn't known as tame
should i break and try to dart ?
or drop and try to feign ?
paws as big as catcher's gloves
i'm here shaking to the core
i'm sweating down my back
isn't that a grizzly ?

he's ready to attack
isn't that a grizzly ?
he's ready to attack
isn't that a grizzly ?

its a grizzly
its a grizzly
oh my god's sake...its a grizzly
its a grizzly
its a grizzly
oh my god's sake...its a grizzly

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Stan Hall - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment

Your parody left me grinning. (And as a grin's a song-celebrated was bear-stopper even for Tennessee mountaintop-born three-year-olds, now Ah ain't a-feard o' no grizzllies!) :-) 5s for you.

Johnny D - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment

GRRRRRREAT!

2Eagle - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment

Good rhyming.

alvin - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks stan.......i'll remember that when i'm faced with a bear.....thanks johnny...also thank your friend, tony...thanks 2agle...glad ya enjoyed

littleCupCakes - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment

Fun piece to read!! And note that the Grizzly is our state animal.

alvin - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks LittleCupCakes....also note that grizzly bears are no longer found in california

AFW - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment

I was expecting, "Psycho"...which was a grizzly movie..well done, tho

MrMacphisto - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment

Great job.. :)

alvin - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks AFW and macphisto

John Jenkins - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Well done, Alvin, with one minor nit pick about your "to them, its all a game" line. Unlike (some) humans, bears do not kill for sport. They kill for survival.

alvin - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks john...point taken

John Barry - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment

I could bear-ly contain my laughter!

LilGoldLocktress - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Sir Alvin, ~ The Mighty Duke 0'Swerve ~ Oh how I dread accidentally climbing into the wrong bed, to find Mr Grizz there . . . .

alvin - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks john...thanks LGL...lol

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