I could use an outhouse
I could use a bedpan
Gonna need an open pipe or a handy wipe
If I don't get to the can
If you were chicks like us
You'd know what I mean
We've been standing here so long
Trying to get into the latrine

I'm standing in line in this place full of women like me
We're here awaiting on a stall cause we all gotta pee
Standing in line in this place full of women like me
We're here awaiting on a stall cause we all gotta pee

We don't need a tractor
We don't need a snowplow
We just want to urinate or to defecate
Cause we all gotta go now
I see into the "Gents"
There's no line over there
They're like a bunch of apes
They relieve themselves anywhere

I'm standing in line in this place full of women like me
We're here awaiting on a stall cause we all gotta pee
Standing in line in this place full of women like me
We're here awaiting on a stall cause we all gotta pee

Didn't want that Miller
I'd have been much gladder
Should'a skipped the 7-up and the coffee cup
To save my bladder
Now I'm missing the game
And I don't care a whit
We've been kept here for so long
That I need to take a s**t

This sports arena was built by guys who didn't want us coming
They didn't plan for people with the indoor plumbing
We're still here waiting for a stall cause we still have to pee
Next time I'm bringing a jar and a towel just for me-eeeeee