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Song Parodies -> "All Right Malc (Part 2)"
Original Song Title:
"All Right Now"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Free
Parody Song Title:
"All Right Malc (Part 2)"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Sorry. Couldn't help meself.
All Right Malc (Part 2)
There they were
In their briefs
Dancing cheek to cheek at his feet
Malc said, "Hey,
I could swear, now, Merry for a
Lady you've got too much back hair!"
They said, "So?
What's it to you, Malcolm?
We thought any gender would do!"
He said, "Oh, no!
What have we here????
You shave while I go grab another beer!!!"
"All right, Malc,"
Merry said, "All right, Malc."
"Am I right?'
Malcolm wondered, "Am I right?"
---scorching seven and a half minute ukulele solo---
(Let me tell you more about it now)
It was a long
Stormy tryst
Malcolm finally landed one kiss
It was dark,
He was so blitzed,
Couldn't tell if they were two lips....???
He said, "Pip!!! What monster breath!!!
It was like the kiss of death!!!"
Pip said, "Whoa! How apropos!
Malcolm, dear, you suck and I'll blow!!!!"
"All right, Malc!"
Merry said, "All right, Malc!"
"Am I right?"
Malcolm said, "This can't be right!"
"All right, Malc?"
"Merry, Merry, Merry, this ain't right!"
There they were
In their briefs
Dancing cheek to cheek at his feet
Malc said, "Hey,
I could swear, now, Merry for a
Lady you've got too much back hair!"
They said, "So?
What's it to you, Malcolm?
We thought any gender would do!"
He said, "Oh, no!
What have we here????
You shave while I go grab another beer!!!"
"All right, Malc,"
Merry said, "All right, Malc."
"Am I right?'
Malcolm wondered, "Am I right?"
---scorching seven and a half minute ukulele solo---
(Let me tell you more about it now)
It was a long
Stormy tryst
Malcolm finally landed one kiss
It was dark,
He was so blitzed,
Couldn't tell if they were two lips....???
He said, "Pip!!! What monster breath!!!
It was like the kiss of death!!!"
Pip said, "Whoa! How apropos!
Malcolm, dear, you suck and I'll blow!!!!"
"All right, Malc!"
Merry said, "All right, Malc!"
"Am I right?"
Malcolm said, "This can't be right!"
"All right, Malc?"
"Merry, Merry, Merry, this ain't right!"
The sequel is all yours.
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They said, "Hey!/ What great songs/ I bet his list is longer than Tong's"
"And we said "Bob, Mal's worn down/ Would you like to join the next round?"
and I said Wow/is this the last?/Paul Rogers is gonna kick your ass! lol....nice job
I said Yo! Merry and Pip!/Would that count as group authorship? d;:^)
I say "Bob - you, me and Pip - what say we give Malcolm the slip?"
I said "No! No! That would be wrong!/First I've got to check with Bill Tong!" d;:^)
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