NORWAY

And now, the Prez has spoke
With all these immigrants we’re hurtin’
It ends, it ain’t no joke
We’ll keep them out, you bet, it’s certain
He’s often like a bull
But he might open up a doorway
They’ll come, they’ll come right in
If they’re from Norway

Ingrates, those darker hordes
From those sh*t holes, they come a-pourin’
He does what he wants to do
He sees a blonde and he’s adorin’
He makes the rules, of course
He does it his and not the Gore way
They’ll come, they’ll come right in
If they’re from Norway

Yes, there are laws, we must abide
We must control ones who get inside
But through the wall, that keeps them out
We’ll let some slip in through the grout
With so much gall, he make a call
To let in Norway

He’s loved, by twelve percent
He’s had his fill of always “winning”
And now he makes a dent
He finds a race, for blame a-pinning
That Trump, he is so fat
He likes his girls, dressed in a whore way
Oh boy, oh boy, they’re free
If they’re from Norway

He has no real plan, what he has got
Is just himself, and fiendish plot
To tweet the things that cross his mind
A Muslim ban, he’s always pined
The tantrum shows, just bile flows
Right out to Norway