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Song Parodies -> "My Eyes X-Rayed You"
Original Song Title:
"My Eyes Adored You"
Original Performer:
Frankie Valli
Parody Song Title:
"My Eyes X-Rayed You"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Clark Kent/Superboy/Superman is just like any other guy - at least in some ways...... Here are some free online audio samples of the original song "My Eyes Adored You" (The Walmart sample is the better of the two) ........... Walmart_mp3_sample______Page_containing_link_to_Walmart_mp3_sample______Amazon_Windows_Media_sample______Page_containing_link_to_Amazon_Windows_Media_sample___
My eyes x-rayed you
Though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes x-rayed you
If I'd never come to Earth from Krypton, never could have I x-rayed you
So glad
There's no lead in your bra
Carried your books from school
Watched your body growing up every day
This pubescent Krypton boy
Learned he wasn't gay
Goin' home was sublime
You walked in front and blew my mind
Though I talked with you
My eyes were glued
To the curve of your behind
My eyes x-rayed you
Though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes x-rayed you
If the Sun above your planet wasn't yellow I could not x-ray you
So glad
There's no lead in your thong
Moved to Metropolis
Climbed the Daily Planet ladder of fame
I wore that blue suit
Flew around
Made myself a name
Funny I seem to find
That no matter how the years unwind
Lana's mammaries
Give me memories
Of a voyeuristic kind
My eyes x-rayed you
Though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes x-rayed you
As an adolescent Krypton boy I sure wish that I could have laid you
So glad
You wore no lead at all
Though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes x-rayed you
If I'd never come to Earth from Krypton, never could have I x-rayed you
So glad
There's no lead in your bra
Carried your books from school
Watched your body growing up every day
This pubescent Krypton boy
Learned he wasn't gay
Goin' home was sublime
You walked in front and blew my mind
Though I talked with you
My eyes were glued
To the curve of your behind
My eyes x-rayed you
Though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes x-rayed you
If the Sun above your planet wasn't yellow I could not x-ray you
So glad
There's no lead in your thong
Moved to Metropolis
Climbed the Daily Planet ladder of fame
I wore that blue suit
Flew around
Made myself a name
Funny I seem to find
That no matter how the years unwind
Lana's mammaries
Give me memories
Of a voyeuristic kind
My eyes x-rayed you
Though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes x-rayed you
As an adolescent Krypton boy I sure wish that I could have laid you
So glad
You wore no lead at all
Here are some free online audio samples of the original song "My Eyes Adored You" ........... (The Walmart sample is the better of the two) Walmart_mp3_sample______Page_containing_link_to_Walmart_mp3_sample______Amazon_Windows_Media_sample______Page_containing_link_to_Amazon_Windows_Media_sample___
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Great job, Johnny! 5's!
Fun and flawless as usual. 5's
Easy to see that this deserves 5's.
Bet there was some lead in his britches.:-)555
Right arrow, right arrow, right arrow>>>>>>>>>CUTE ONE!!!
This is a good 1 Johnny . :-D
Hehe....original idea and funny! 5's
Thanks Jack, mac, Jan, Paul, Diva, Birgitta, and Adagio!
Very clever and funny 5s
Hehe...no lead in your bra :-D
a touching song about not touching...how touching...you're touched gave ya 5s...great job
Good parody, JD. By the way, I couldn't get the Amazon Windows Media Sample to open properly; you're right about the Wal-mart sample.
I couldn't get it to open either, but the mp3 file works.
Thank you Martha, Rice Cube, Alvin, Serafina, and Ellipsis!
Serafina and Ellipsis - try clicking on the far-right link at the top of this parody page, the link called "Page_containing_link_to_Amazon_Windows_Media_sample" .... go to that Amazon page, then scroll down to the section called "Listen To Samples", and you will find a valid active link to the Amazon sample. Thanks!
Serafina and Ellipsis - try clicking on the far-right link at the top of this parody page, the link called "Page_containing_link_to_Amazon_Windows_Media_sample" .... go to that Amazon page, then scroll down to the section called "Listen To Samples", and you will find a valid active link to the Amazon sample. Thanks!
Super!
Thanks MD !
I'll go one obvious step further than Mari. Super, man!
Thank you, SuperPips!
Excellent parody.
Thanks very much, JJ.
Funnier than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a mocha laxative! Able to leap tall buildings in a single laugh!
And a SUPER THANK-YOU to you, Pach-EL !
I also missed this one (since it entered the site on Ash Wednesday). Anyway, I think you did a good job here; I vote 5-5-5.
Thanks, nnnag.
Sure he's not Lech Luthor? Funny as hell.
Thank you, Leo Jay.
Shame on me -- a Superman fan and a Frankie Valli fan -- for taking 17 years to find this one.
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