Well, my house flooded, basement's at sea
It rose two fathoms by a quarter to three
Leaking heater, gonna drain my finance.
My house flooded, I'm not covered...

Agent says to read that line, opted not to have last time,
Mainly you coverage blows.
Now if you slip me five, I will white it out in no time.
You gotta know now your payin' for my chateau.

It's just what I do, your payoffs fund agents dreams come true.
Just pay and soon, we'll dry this basement like you never knew.
That man, he's cold blooded, drained me from green.
I hope to one day get you plundered like me.
Country's crazy, all the rules they will scratch.
World's cold blooded, feel scudded.....

How he sleeps at night, one day I will give him frights!
That's just Karma you see?
That day came his name got assigned, audit thrills, my Karma sign!
See now, jail time now drama? It sure looks that way to me.
Your chateau's enought. Deed sign quickly or just call my bluff.
It's a losing fight. Do you want your love from jail tonight?

See my house flooded, screwed me so see,
I have revenge burning inside of me.
Rat bag agent, will you pay me or chance?
Cell block's commin', just try bluffin', I'm not...

Now it's what we do, I'll arrange a cellblock rendezvous.
So, on this your screwed, unless you sign away to me from you!

Now, I'm not flooded, chateau's in Nice. *(pronounced /ni's)
My phone is ringing from my agent who sees,
Water's rising, hope you are well in France.
His house flooded, he feels scudded....

Wine flooded, vineyard is nice
Sun flooded, enjoying warm light
Girls topless, views are making me smile
Prime address, beach is hot and girls, wild
I shuddered, what I lived at one time
Now uttered, new insurance is fine
Heard muttered, old house needs a wring
Not bothered, agent's new downswing .........