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Song Parodies -> "So Stupid"
Original Song Title:
"Hot Blooded"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Foreigner
Parody Song Title:
"So Stupid"
Parody Written by:
blackjack21
The Lyrics
This is about the annual running of the bulls that took place recently in Spain. At least one person was killed, and who knows how many injured, and for what? I guess I don't get it, because I think it's: So Stupid.
So Stupid
Well I’m, so stupid, bulls do I flee
I got some stitches, ‘bout a hundred and three
Must be crazy to be takin’ this chance
I’m so stupid, I’m so stupid
You don’t have to be unkind
You say that I have no mind
Funny, you oughta know
Now I move so fine, then I’m layin’ on my spine
I took a blow, now bull’s gorin’, toss to and fro
Now I’m really screwed, that bull wants to make a rendezvous
He’ll gore you too, he’ll throw you skyward then he’ll trample you
That’s why I’m, so stupid, bulls after me
It’s killed five people, maimed two hundred and three
I’m so stupid, I’m so stupid
Must be crazy to be doin’ slam dance
Now I’m not too bright, making these bulls rage incite
But I keep on with glee
One time someone gave me a sign, (here’s your sign) some kind of sign
It said, “Are You That Stupid?” You sure look that way to me
But I’m bold enough, I got more courage than that brainy stuff
Does my logic fit? Did I risk my life for this bullshit?
Yeah I'm so stupid, check it and see
Feel the bull horn burnin’ inside of me
Must be crazy to be dodgin’ the lance
I’m so stupid, I’m so stupid
I’m dumb
It’s testosterone, made me run with bulls in Pam-pa-lone
Now I’m on my own, hope I don’t get a horn down to the bone
Yeah I'm so stupid, bulls do I flee
I got a brain about the size of a pea
Must be crazy to be takin’ this stance
I’m so stupid, I’m so stupid
So stupid, I have a right
So stupid, the bulls I incite
So stupid, now I’m runnin’ like wild
So stupid, bulls are hot and they’re riled
So stupid, took a horn to the thigh
So stupid, you're askin’ me why
So stupid, the bull he is king
So stupid, he’s makin’ me sting
Well I’m, so stupid, bulls do I flee
I got some stitches, ‘bout a hundred and three
Must be crazy to be takin’ this chance
I’m so stupid, I’m so stupid
You don’t have to be unkind
You say that I have no mind
Funny, you oughta know
Now I move so fine, then I’m layin’ on my spine
I took a blow, now bull’s gorin’, toss to and fro
Now I’m really screwed, that bull wants to make a rendezvous
He’ll gore you too, he’ll throw you skyward then he’ll trample you
That’s why I’m, so stupid, bulls after me
It’s killed five people, maimed two hundred and three
I’m so stupid, I’m so stupid
Must be crazy to be doin’ slam dance
Now I’m not too bright, making these bulls rage incite
But I keep on with glee
One time someone gave me a sign, (here’s your sign) some kind of sign
It said, “Are You That Stupid?” You sure look that way to me
But I’m bold enough, I got more courage than that brainy stuff
Does my logic fit? Did I risk my life for this bullshit?
Yeah I'm so stupid, check it and see
Feel the bull horn burnin’ inside of me
Must be crazy to be dodgin’ the lance
I’m so stupid, I’m so stupid
I’m dumb
It’s testosterone, made me run with bulls in Pam-pa-lone
Now I’m on my own, hope I don’t get a horn down to the bone
Yeah I'm so stupid, bulls do I flee
I got a brain about the size of a pea
Must be crazy to be takin’ this stance
I’m so stupid, I’m so stupid
So stupid, I have a right
So stupid, the bulls I incite
So stupid, now I’m runnin’ like wild
So stupid, bulls are hot and they’re riled
So stupid, took a horn to the thigh
So stupid, you're askin’ me why
So stupid, the bull he is king
So stupid, he’s makin’ me sting
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Ugh, I'm so stupid.
This is going from bad to worse. OK, I botched the code in that last comment.
The line "Must be crazy to be doin’ slam dance" should come after the line "I’m so stupid, I’m so stupid"
I'm so stupid! But not stupid enough to run with the bulls. ;-)
Sigh. Ever have one of those days?
The "slam dance" line should come BEFORE the "stupid" line.
This whole thing is stupid, forget I wrote it. GAWD!
I'm going to go tease some bulls now
lol...still a great concept and execution
You're right, it is a stupid idea but not as stupid as their religious festival where a goat is thrown from the top of the church bell tower
This sounds like it could also be a good sub for Weird Al's Dare to be Stupid... good job 5-5-5
As Mom used to say, "It's always fun until someone loses an eye"...Wish I could give you extra points for the "Here's Your Sign" cross-reference :)
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