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Song Parodies -> "Toll Device"
Original Song Title:
"Cold As Ice"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Foreigner
Parody Song Title:
"Toll Device"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
You're a toll device!
You're willing to sacrifice your arm!
Your salary is nice!
Someday you'll pay the price, I know!
I've seen it before,
It happens all the time!
Repetitive motion, heave and hurl the dime!
You're getting too old!
You're growing too gray!
A fortune you're stealing, but someday you'll pay!
You're a toll device!
You're killing your back! You ice your arm!
You've got ferret eyes!
And someday you'll slay the mice, I know!
I've seen it before,
It happens all the time!
You're hosing a boar! Your sleeves are curled behind!
You're picking your nose!
You're throwing up hay!
Your porker is squealing in Oil of Olay!
( --- instrumental --- )
Toll (Toll!) de(de!)vice!
You know that you are!
Gross (Gross!) as(as!) lice!
As gross as lice to me!
Gross (Gross!) as(as!) lice!
( --- instrumental --- )
(You-u-u-u-u...are a toll de-vice!)
You're as rolled as dice!
(Rollllllledasssssdiiiiice)
Rolled as dice, I know!
(Rollllllledasssssdiiiiice)
Yes I know!
(You-u-u-u-u...are a pizza-pie!)
You're a pizza-pie!
(PiiiiiizzzzaaaaPiiiieeee)
Sold as slice, I know!
(Sollllldassssssliiiiiice)
Ohhhh yes I know!
(You-u-u-u-u...are exploding mice!)
You're exploding mice!
('splooooodiiiiiiiingmiiiiiiiiceBOOM!)
Blow'n up mice, I know!
('splooooodiiiiiiiingmiiiiiiiiceBOOM!)
Ohhhh mess I 'plode!
(You-u-u-u-u...are as cold as ice!)
You're as cold as ice!
(Collllllldassssssiiiiiice)
Stole THAT line, I know!
(StoooooollllleTHAAAAAATTTTTliiiiine)
Ohhhh yes I stole!
You're willing to sacrifice your arm!
Your salary is nice!
Someday you'll pay the price, I know!
I've seen it before,
It happens all the time!
Repetitive motion, heave and hurl the dime!
You're getting too old!
You're growing too gray!
A fortune you're stealing, but someday you'll pay!
You're a toll device!
You're killing your back! You ice your arm!
You've got ferret eyes!
And someday you'll slay the mice, I know!
I've seen it before,
It happens all the time!
You're hosing a boar! Your sleeves are curled behind!
You're picking your nose!
You're throwing up hay!
Your porker is squealing in Oil of Olay!
( --- instrumental --- )
Toll (Toll!) de(de!)vice!
You know that you are!
Gross (Gross!) as(as!) lice!
As gross as lice to me!
Gross (Gross!) as(as!) lice!
( --- instrumental --- )
(You-u-u-u-u...are a toll de-vice!)
You're as rolled as dice!
(Rollllllledasssssdiiiiice)
Rolled as dice, I know!
(Rollllllledasssssdiiiiice)
Yes I know!
(You-u-u-u-u...are a pizza-pie!)
You're a pizza-pie!
(PiiiiiizzzzaaaaPiiiieeee)
Sold as slice, I know!
(Sollllldassssssliiiiiice)
Ohhhh yes I know!
(You-u-u-u-u...are exploding mice!)
You're exploding mice!
('splooooodiiiiiiiingmiiiiiiiiceBOOM!)
Blow'n up mice, I know!
('splooooodiiiiiiiingmiiiiiiiiceBOOM!)
Ohhhh mess I 'plode!
(You-u-u-u-u...are as cold as ice!)
You're as cold as ice!
(Collllllldassssssiiiiiice)
Stole THAT line, I know!
(StoooooollllleTHAAAAAATTTTTliiiiine)
Ohhhh yes I stole!
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there's a booth every few minutes when you're trying to get home
In trying to think up something for this song, i went through all the rhymes, but you still did one I didn't think of. To quote "Hard Day's Night", "Quit being taller than me!"
wow - the syllable matching is a treat, JD - this could easily be the original - although sometimes it necessarily becomes a little adagioesque - "sold as slice" for example - 555 for the artistry alone
Chucky G. seriously needs to put in the automatic " Johnny D " and " Spaff.com " 555 voting in the place your vote column. Don't you guys have an EZ-pass or equivalent where you live? :)
Thanks Royce, Rick D, Stuart, and Red Ant!
"toll" was droll...5s
Thanks Alvin.
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