I keep toilets fresh with, Tidy Bowl,
I use Lysol Spray for, stink patrol.
I use Easy Off for, oven sledge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.

I wash clothes with regular, All Blue Cheer,
I use Bleach to clean up, old spilt beer.
My cleaning habits are just, cutting edge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.

You can tell by the way I make my tables shine,
You can see your reflection in that hutch of mine.
If you show up for dinner and make a nasty spill,
I’ll buy Ajax Detergent, then send you the bill.

I don’t need to buy no, cheap Behold,
No protection against, scum and mold.
You plopped the chicken in my, floury dredge?
I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.

Solo

I wash clothes with regular, All Blue Cheer,
I use Bleach to clean up, old spilt beer.
My cleaning habits are just, cutting edge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.

I keep toilets fresh with, Tidy Bowl,
I use Lysol Spray for, stink patrol.
I use Easy Off for, oven sledge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.

More solo to end…