(Instrumental intro)

You should see my pilfered Mings
Blue-green treasured vases
Dated to some Chinese Queen
Rare findings of precious stashes

And you will say that they're pretty
And say " OK, stuff is real cool"
Sure will make me real good dough

I took them in to this fence, dude
Turned me down, "I'm not buying"
He said, "this stuff ain't worth no dough,
I can't sell this stuff for nothing, you see
Bro"

And then I say "this is shitty"
And then I say "This sure sucks, dude
Gotta tell you, This sure blows"

Sure blows
Because you tell me that it's worthless *
That this stuff ain't worth no dough

I'm pissed as hell, I'm screwed - that dude sure upset me
It blows, surely will rue, the cops do suspect me

(Instrumental)

I'm pissed as hell, I'm screwed - that news sure upset me
It blows, sure I will rue, the cops do suspect me
They'll follow me 'round 'cause I made a bad choice; it haunts me
Geezus, now I'm mad
I will not get away; cannot hide from their warrant, I'm so screwed
I was such a fool
Now fleeing the hounds, now I frown 'cause those lawmen want me
I don't stand a chance
And now I'm gonna pay - go to jail for too long , I'm so screwed

(Instruments to fade)