You are from Brooklyn,
But your mom dragged you to Florida.
And, you're in Oceanside,
And you want to be by my side.
Cause, you really can't stand Stan,
The one you say is not a man.
Cause you live out in the boonies,
Wanting to hang out with me and the loonies,
Wining and pining for your freedom,
Want to drive on and on and......

Sentimental Joshua,
Patting on my tush-u-a
Sentimental Joshi-Joshua!
Sentimental Joshua,
Patting on my tush-u-a
Sentimental Joshi-Joshua!

Now.....
You stay at my place,
But you hate sex so much,
big disgrace.
Cause you hate pregnancy,
And moans and groans and
AIDS disease.
But you love Sesame Street,
And Simpsons, Warner Brothers
Oh Puh-leaaaze!
But, you hate Walt Disney with a passion,
Cause you can't stand Florida,
Like it it going out of fashion,
Regretting that you never went to a college,
Never really developed your knowlege....

(Repeat Chourus, then first verse, than Chorus four more times!)