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Song Parodies -> "She's My Rental Lady"
Original Song Title:
"Sentimental Lady"
Original Performer:
Fleetwood Mac
Parody Song Title:
"She's My Rental Lady"
Parody Written by:
Invisible Boy
The Lyrics
I think that this is the first time this song has been parodied here. I'm surprised because it was a big hit, and I'm sure many of you have heard it before. For a detailed history of Fleetwood Mac, check it out HERE.
She’s My Rental Lady
When I’m all alone
Well, I just hit the speed-dial on my phone
And when I hear your voice
I leave a message with my time of choice
Yes, we’ve done this all before
I’ve tried a few, but you’re my favorite… “date” (I couldn’t think of a rhyming word)
You do all the things that my body is cravin’
Dressed like a nurse or a Baltimore Raven
Forty “Cs” is the price that I’m payin’
“You are so handsome and strong”, you’re sayin’...
She’s my rental…gentle girl…always gives my toes a curl
She’s my rental lady…just for fun
She’s my rental…she’s the best… blowin' my mind…and the rest
She’s my rental lady…nine ‘till one…
My wife is with the kids
While you’re returning calls…accepting bids
My spouse has made things clear
She’s cut me back to only twice a year
And that's why you’re here with me
You make me feel so wanted…for a fee…
I love all our quality time spent together
You sure look cute in that thong made of leather
Four long years since you got your diploma
I know you dig my Old Spice aroma...
She’s my rental…gentle fawn…never makes me mow the lawn
She’s my rental lady…once a week
She’s my rental…we’re a pair…just adores my thinning hair
She’s my rental lady…young and chic…
At our rendezvous
You act as if our love is pure and true
But when our time is spent
I’m happy not to buy…but just to rent
Other clients think it’s swell
That when we’re finished you clean-up so well
Yes, this is quite common with men of great power
Spend a small fortune to peek in your shower
Four blue pills and then I will be ready
Let’s just pretend that we’re going steady...
She’s my rental…gives me piece…never makes me sign a lease
She’s my rental lady…makes me swoon
She’s my rental…lips of red…leave her “roses” on the bed
Good-bye rental lady… see ya soon…
IB
When I’m all alone
Well, I just hit the speed-dial on my phone
And when I hear your voice
I leave a message with my time of choice
Yes, we’ve done this all before
I’ve tried a few, but you’re my favorite… “date” (I couldn’t think of a rhyming word)
You do all the things that my body is cravin’
Dressed like a nurse or a Baltimore Raven
Forty “Cs” is the price that I’m payin’
“You are so handsome and strong”, you’re sayin’...
She’s my rental…gentle girl…always gives my toes a curl
She’s my rental lady…just for fun
She’s my rental…she’s the best… blowin' my mind…and the rest
She’s my rental lady…nine ‘till one…
My wife is with the kids
While you’re returning calls…accepting bids
My spouse has made things clear
She’s cut me back to only twice a year
And that's why you’re here with me
You make me feel so wanted…for a fee…
I love all our quality time spent together
You sure look cute in that thong made of leather
Four long years since you got your diploma
I know you dig my Old Spice aroma...
She’s my rental…gentle fawn…never makes me mow the lawn
She’s my rental lady…once a week
She’s my rental…we’re a pair…just adores my thinning hair
She’s my rental lady…young and chic…
At our rendezvous
You act as if our love is pure and true
But when our time is spent
I’m happy not to buy…but just to rent
Other clients think it’s swell
That when we’re finished you clean-up so well
Yes, this is quite common with men of great power
Spend a small fortune to peek in your shower
Four blue pills and then I will be ready
Let’s just pretend that we’re going steady...
She’s my rental…gives me piece…never makes me sign a lease
She’s my rental lady…makes me swoon
She’s my rental…lips of red…leave her “roses” on the bed
Good-bye rental lady… see ya soon…
IB
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Great job, IB. One of the best of the riffs on the topic to date .. and without even naming names, yet. An ideal instance of letting the lyrics say it. :-)
Thanks Stan. That was what I was going for. I'm leaving in 10 minutes for an Easter trip and I'll be back on Tuesday. Have a great Easter weekend everyone.
beautifully written..and strangely poignant....you have a great easter yourself !
Sir, you hit the spot!! delightful & playful! . . . a gentle fawn, never makes me mow the lawn! Very good fantasy indeed !
What Stan said.
Excellent! I didn't know this was a Mac tune, I was only familiar with Bob Welch's version. Loved the lines with the numbers changing each time with hilarious punchlines on the next.
Best one I've seen yet on this matter. Love the way the melody is so playful with your lyrics - it says it all IB. Primo parody!
Very sexy parody, Boy, very sexy parody indeed. This was also hilarious with many great lines such as "Yes, this is quite common with men of great power
Spend a small fortune to peek in your shower", great rhymes, and great story telling. All in all great fun.
(Artistry) TMGLTM. But forty Cs a week? Forget the lady, tell me how to get your job!
(Artistry) This topic isn't really my thing, but this was very well written.
Holy crap that was funny! You remind me of Red Ant with a different song choice list! I loved the "I Couldn't Think of a Rhyming Word"--ha--you just keep rocking your way up the Artistry ladder.
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