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Song Parodies -> "Don't Shop"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Stop"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fleetwood Mac
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Shop"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
This is why I don't use credit cards..
When you wake up and you call your friend
Meet someplace where you both can spend
Down at the mall, with the credit card
I'm at work slaving ever so hard
Don't shop, I can't afford the bills now
Don't shop, I will soon be broke
Don't tell me there's another store
Money's all gone, money's all gone
Why not think just for once 'bout me
All that cash does not grow on a tree
I'm not in the poorhouse yet
(But)I can't keep ahead of the debt
Don't shop, I can't afford the bills now
Don't shop, I will soon be broke
Don't tell me who you're buying for
Money's all gone, money's all gone
All I want in my bank account
To be ahead a small amount
Our house is full of overpriced stuff
When will you say enough is enough
Don't shop, I can't afford the bills now
Don't shop, I will soon be broke
Don't tell me you went out for more
Money's all gone, money's all gone
Oooooh, take it all back
Oooooh, take it all back
Meet someplace where you both can spend
Down at the mall, with the credit card
I'm at work slaving ever so hard
Don't shop, I can't afford the bills now
Don't shop, I will soon be broke
Don't tell me there's another store
Money's all gone, money's all gone
Why not think just for once 'bout me
All that cash does not grow on a tree
I'm not in the poorhouse yet
(But)I can't keep ahead of the debt
Don't shop, I can't afford the bills now
Don't shop, I will soon be broke
Don't tell me who you're buying for
Money's all gone, money's all gone
All I want in my bank account
To be ahead a small amount
Our house is full of overpriced stuff
When will you say enough is enough
Don't shop, I can't afford the bills now
Don't shop, I will soon be broke
Don't tell me you went out for more
Money's all gone, money's all gone
Oooooh, take it all back
Oooooh, take it all back
buy buy
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As always, triple-5 from me for a good parody of the shop-til-you-drop philosophy.
Hehe..got a kick out of your little salutation there...lol Like the rest of your work,good stuff. TC :-)
Cute one, Rick!
Oh, you have quoted the little angel against the little devil above my head...
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