All of us dress in the same style
We’ll be gone in a little while
It will be such a glorious day
When that comet takes us away

Hale-Bopp’s coming for us tomorrow
Hale-Bopp, it’ll soon be here
This old earth that we knew before
Soon will be gone, soon will be gone

We must leave our bodies behind
If a new level we wish to find
Human lives are such a waste
That’s why we must ascend, post-haste

Hale-Bopp’s coming for us tomorrow
Hale-Bopp, it’ll soon be here
This old world that we knew before
Soon will be gone, soon will be gone

There won’t be any sex up there
So we got neutered to prepare
Nike shoes will be on our feet
When we shed all this mortal meat

Hale-Bopp’s coming for us tomorrow
Hale-Bopp, it’ll soon be here
This old world we were in before
Soon will be gone, soon will be gone

Ooh, we won’t look back
Ooh, we won’t look back
Ooh, we won’t come back
Ooh, we won’t come back