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Song Parodies -> "Lo Mein"
Original Song Title:
"Cocaine"
Original Performer:
Eric Clapton / JJ Cale
Parody Song Title:
"Lo Mein"
Parody Written by:
Jim Rotondo
The Lyrics
Not many lyrics, but a nice vehicle for guitars, hands and pumps.
If you want Chinese food to put you in the mood, Lo Mein.
Has that pure MSG, high blood pressure for free, Lo Mein.
It’s my fault, too much salt, in the vault, Lo Mein.
If your stir-fry sucks and you’ve only two bucks, Lo Mein.
Lemon Chicken Delight, but the rice is too white, Lo Mein.
It’s my fault, too much salt, in the vault, Lo Mein.
If your eggroll’s gone and you wanna run on, Lo Mein.
Don’t forget this fact, it comes sodium-packed, Lo Mein.
It’s my fault, too much salt, in the vault, Lo Mein.
Has that pure MSG, high blood pressure for free, Lo Mein.
It’s my fault, too much salt, in the vault, Lo Mein.
If your stir-fry sucks and you’ve only two bucks, Lo Mein.
Lemon Chicken Delight, but the rice is too white, Lo Mein.
It’s my fault, too much salt, in the vault, Lo Mein.
If your eggroll’s gone and you wanna run on, Lo Mein.
Don’t forget this fact, it comes sodium-packed, Lo Mein.
It’s my fault, too much salt, in the vault, Lo Mein.
Can you tell I married a dietitian?
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It's getting me hungry. I'll have the number 5...
i felt like laughing again a half hour after i read this
Too much MSG will do it, . . Sir ! Bad Stuff: . . but Lookin' for some HotSpurs Klickin' toNight! . . . wanna' see some SPUR Fly !
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