Song Parodies -> "Coat Stain"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

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Original Performer:

"Coat Stain"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Haberdashery rout--
You cannot get it out:
Coat stain.
And you are feelin' down--
It's an ugly brown
Coat stain.

Was all white,
Nice and bright,
Now there's blight:
Coat stain

Next coat that you choose:
Go for very dark hues.
Coat stain.
When you've got it on,
Folks won't see what you done:
Coat stain.

It's alright,
In daylight,
See no blight.
Coat stain.

When that cloak you don,
It won't show, though not gone:
Coat stain.

Don't forget this fact:
Best stain-cacher's black--
No stain. . .

Is in sight
As with white,
Which shows blight:
Coat stain.

No one might
Ask outright:
"Is that shite?"

Coat stain.

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Jason - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment

You should try Vanish or Oxi-Action, just to see if the adverts that make them to be so wonderful are actually truthful!

alvin - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment

FIVES !.....thought i'd "shout it out"

littleCupCakes - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir John, loved this one, and anything written on the 'woes of laundry'.

John Barry - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, Jason, Alvin, Cakes.

2Eagle - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment

It may be blood from some animal he shot. If you read his autobiography, he tells all about how he got off the stuff and then developed a passion for guns and hunting. Trading one addiction for another, perhaps?

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