Song Parodies -> "Roe Gain"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

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Original Performer:

"Roe Gain"

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The Lyrics

When fishing boats go out,
Hope the sturgeon are stout,
Roe gain.
Sturgeon hard to be found;
They used to abound,
Roe slain.

Got a bite!
Got a bite!
Got a bite!
Roe gain.

I reel till I'm blue,
Get no help from the crew,
No gain.
Soon the fish is gone;
Hope it goes back to spawn,
Roe gain.

In the bight,*
In the bight,
In the bight,
No main.**

Then a squall is spawned;
I can't keep my cap donned,
Blown 'way.
The crew makes a crack,
Heard behind my back:
"No mane."

We alight,
I go right
To doc: "Write
'Rogaine'!"

*bay
**as in "bounding main"

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alvin rhodes - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

interesting how you took this from fish to hair

AFW - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Tricky and clever, as usual, John

TJC - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Funny and displays your love and mastry of seafood (and other genre) wordplay!

Stuart McArthur - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

uh oh............................are you thinking of cheating on your "I Put A Spell on You" marriage, JAB? - is "Cocaine" about to become your new mistress? - careful with these whimsical imbroglios, mate! - 555

Meriadoc - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment

You keep surprising me, JB - I was sure this was going to be about deer hunting... :-)

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