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Song Parodies -> "Throat Vein"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Throat Vein"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

If you’ve got a fanged snout,
Wanna make blood spout:
Throat vein.

If you wanna drink down,
Swig down till near drowned,
Throat drain.

Feed all night,
Teeth all bite,
Till daylight,
Throat bane.

If you don’t dig booze
But go for sanguine juice,
Throat pain.

You wait till day’s done
And night veils the sun,
Orb skein.

Seek all night,
Seek to bite,
Post-sunlight,
Throat main[line].

If you slay with Lon,
Loping lupine, soul gone:
Throat stain.

When folks hit the sack,
You attack and snack,
Throat slain.

Teeth that bite
And cause fright
In the night,
Throat wane.

Sleep all night?!
That ain’t right.
Fear sunlight?
Throat vein.
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 7

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AFW - October 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Like a Halloween horror telegram...555
pickle - October 30, 2010 - Report this comment
You know the vampire would have 'After Midnight' as a ringtone!
WarrenB - October 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for one of the better 'Cocaine' parodies. Nice vampiric touches.
Mark Scotti - October 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Went right for the juggular with this one..LOL!!
Belle - November 01, 2010 - Report this comment
I really don't know much of the song, but I will go by the 5's voted. Really gory images....reminds me of a vampire series I used to watch. 5's

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