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Song Parodies -> "The Seventh Inning"
Original Song Title:
"In the Beginning"
Original Performer:
Emerson Lake and Palmer
Parody Song Title:
"The Seventh Inning"
Parody Written by:
Warren Baker
The Lyrics
Kudos go out to Alvin Rhodes' gem In the Big Inning that got me thinking about this one.
Our batters need hit assist
They’re swinging so blind
No base can they find
Can’t wait for a swift conclude
I think of innings ahead
I’d rather be bled
A flattened fizz
I feel a stretch near
I’ve a reason for cheer
The seventh inning.
Tortures me all the same
And what was that throw?
I’m hoping for snow
The weather is fun in sun
But fun’s been recalled
Another strike out is called
I drink my warm beer
Time to motivate rear
The seventh inning.
They’re swinging so blind
No base can they find
Can’t wait for a swift conclude
I think of innings ahead
I’d rather be bled
A flattened fizz
I feel a stretch near
I’ve a reason for cheer
The seventh inning.
Tortures me all the same
And what was that throw?
I’m hoping for snow
The weather is fun in sun
But fun’s been recalled
Another strike out is called
I drink my warm beer
Time to motivate rear
The seventh inning.
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Warren - A losing effort on the field, a flat beer, and cliching muscles in the rear end - the kind of National Pastime that seems to fit us today. At least you are no underperformer! Nice job. ;D
Sure hit a "homer" with this one Warren! 555! :-D Excellent Job! ;-)
Top of the fifth, scored tied at 5-5.
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