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Song Parodies -> "Pledging My Love"
Original Song Title:
"Pledging My Love"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Pledging My Love"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I'm Pledging My Love, now
Quite kinky, I know
It's furniture polish,
But, she loves it so
This unusual fetish
Tho' it's a rare kind
Who am I to refuse her
Such a nice shine...
With this soft cloth in my hand, Dear
I'm kneeling on all fours
Making you dust free is your desire
Then, I'll slide back your drawers
Yes, the cloth is in my hand, Dear
I'm kneeling on all fours
Wiping you dust free that's my desire
Then, I'll slide back your drawers
You're looking so lovely
A sight to behold
Next time for a change, Dear
Let's try Liguid Gold..
Soft moans, as I Pledge you
Sweet pleasured retorts
Now remember, you promised
To ice cube my shorts
Now remember, you promised
To ice cube my shorts..
Quite kinky, I know
It's furniture polish,
But, she loves it so
This unusual fetish
Tho' it's a rare kind
Who am I to refuse her
Such a nice shine...
With this soft cloth in my hand, Dear
I'm kneeling on all fours
Making you dust free is your desire
Then, I'll slide back your drawers
Yes, the cloth is in my hand, Dear
I'm kneeling on all fours
Wiping you dust free that's my desire
Then, I'll slide back your drawers
You're looking so lovely
A sight to behold
Next time for a change, Dear
Let's try Liguid Gold..
Soft moans, as I Pledge you
Sweet pleasured retorts
Now remember, you promised
To ice cube my shorts
Now remember, you promised
To ice cube my shorts..
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You poured your heart and Pine Sol into this one
LOL on first verse! "Then, I'll slide back your drawers" - Air-(Farce)-Worthy pun... Polished lamp + polished poon = highly polished lampoon,which picks up Fives like a magnet.
p.s. Try Turtle Wax on her :-)
p.s. Try Turtle Wax on her :-)
love the twist
Title of the day, I think.
The swiffer will drive her crazy! 5s
Thanks for votes and comments
I take it "Pledge" is a brand-name, AFW? - a very nice pick-up of the available drawers double entendre, heh heh - 555
Yes, Stuart..it is one of the most popular brand names in furniture polish over here...
Time to clean up on the 5's. Good work
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