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Song Parodies -> "Bovine Love"
Original Song Title:
"Burning Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Bovine Love"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
Resubmitting with the correct title (curse you autoFilter!)
Here's my story
Living a dairy tale romance
Farmer's daughter
Dad said I'd better behave
Yak, yak, yak
Went in one ear, out the udder
I had to have her
Even with so much at steak
But sweat poured down my brow
When he caught us behind the plow
I said don't have a cow
It's Bovine Love
Moo, Moo, Moo
You know her loins were so tender
It might not last, but,
I'll milk it for all that it's worth
Churning, churning, churning
I'll butter her up, see?
I might spread my love too thin
But she don't mind
How did I catch her attention?
Must be bovine intervention
And she's got this bull's affection
It's Bovine Love
She's into culture
Listens to classical moo-sic
When we go dining
We double date with the Holsteins
She don't leave change
She's not into cow-tipping
She loves children
And I think her calves are divine
When we're in the sack together
She'll be kinky if I let her
You know she's into leather
That's bovine love
It's bovine love
Ah, ah, bovine love
I got a hunk, a hunk of bovine love
Just a slice, a chunk of bovine love
Just some cold, pasteurized bovine love
Just some buffalo and bovine love
Just a hamburger and bovine love
Just a cheesesteak and some bovine love
Living a dairy tale romance
Farmer's daughter
Dad said I'd better behave
Yak, yak, yak
Went in one ear, out the udder
I had to have her
Even with so much at steak
But sweat poured down my brow
When he caught us behind the plow
I said don't have a cow
It's Bovine Love
Moo, Moo, Moo
You know her loins were so tender
It might not last, but,
I'll milk it for all that it's worth
Churning, churning, churning
I'll butter her up, see?
I might spread my love too thin
But she don't mind
How did I catch her attention?
Must be bovine intervention
And she's got this bull's affection
It's Bovine Love
She's into culture
Listens to classical moo-sic
When we go dining
We double date with the Holsteins
She don't leave change
She's not into cow-tipping
She loves children
And I think her calves are divine
When we're in the sack together
She'll be kinky if I let her
You know she's into leather
That's bovine love
It's bovine love
Ah, ah, bovine love
I got a hunk, a hunk of bovine love
Just a slice, a chunk of bovine love
Just some cold, pasteurized bovine love
Just some buffalo and bovine love
Just a hamburger and bovine love
Just a cheesesteak and some bovine love
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I'm without words!
Excellent! I was laughing in my cubicle. A good steak joke is rare. Well done!
Just as great as yesterday...but, title fits better..
you got the know-how with the brown cow
555, hehe heh.
"Bovine intervention" - heh heh
Be kine to your quadruped friends, four percent may be pumped from an udder. I loved this punny bovinity.
I Walk Bovine.... And Give You 5's
Udderly moo-ving
DEC:- 555 a fine job no bull !
Rick Santorum might be cowed by this parody, but I got no beef with it. I'd better not, being the author of "It Doesn't Matter, She's a Horse." But the all-time champ of farm freaky-sneaky songs is John Barry with "Goat Writin' In the Sty."
moo-sic, out the udder - I didn't even need to read the Authorline to know who this was by, Jeff - you must have a had a bull, er ball, writing this - 555
What's a ton 'o puns worth? 555, of course. The second verse was the best.
(Decathlon - Event 3) There so many small puns in there, it's like it was a Spaff parody. And that's as good as you get without making references outside of the site (by which I mean the man who's first name starts with an A, ends with an L, and doesn't have many letters in between). Well sone, Jeff!
(dec3) see above - lol - ya just can't help but laugh at this pun-orama
(Dec3) More punniful than a punnet of punberries. MOO!! 555
(Decathlon) Blows MY "Burning Love" parody outta the water!!
Decathlon...funny funny funny, Jeff! Too many fun lines to mention!! =)
You sicken me...in a good way :) 5s
(SOTM) Whoa, so much pun! If there was any more pun my head would EXPLODE! 5-5-5
SOTM - Song of the Moooonth!
SOTM-is this the beast you can moo ? (lol) 555 (have you seen the vet)
(SOTM) Holy Beefcake, Batman!
(SOTM) see above, and above - literally TMGPTM (too many great puns to mention) - I lost count, but the sheer quantity was funny in itself, and I loved the line "We double date with the Holsteins" - hilariously silly stuff Jeff - 555
(SOTM) One pun after the other :-) I loved them all. 555
(SOTM)LOL that was awesome! 555!
(SOTM) Wow, what a contest this is turning out to be! You milked this topic for all it was worth. And, see above.
This beefy selection doesn't belong here, it belongs on badpun.com! You milked out more cow puns than "Cows With Guns!" You should be roasted at the steak! --MM
Punditry at its best... as Michael McV said, there's a definite "Cows with Guns" feel to this (and that's a compliment). Howsabout "In the mooed" as a sequel?
(SOTM) I am going to resist the urge to respond in puns... I am going to resist the urge to respond in puns... I am going to.... arghh!!! This was a tongue-in-cheek filet to be tied!!! Very Amoooooozing!!
(SOTM) Tragically, I have no cow puns to describe this song. Actually, it's a kind of hard to describe it at all ... it's that good.
(SOTM) See above! (That's the bonus of entering a song in more than one contest: the other participants don't have to come up with two witty comments - they say one and then "see above")
(SOTM) See above. I'm still enamooed with this...(sorry) ;-)
Like Stuuuuuuart said, TMGPTM. Anybody complimented the "cow tipping" line yet? Cowabunga!
The reference in your messageboard signature led me to this one. It didn't steer me wrong. I'll bet Chuck liked it.
Moo-tiful!!!
(ABC4) Holy Beefcake Again, Batman!
(ABC4) See aboooooooove!
(ABC4) see above 3 or 4 times I think - still very amoooooosing, Jeff
(ABC4B) I'm all foot-and-mouth over this again. And there can't be anymore cow puns left....;-)
(ABC) Wow, this parody got around. . . .I've heard the recording (and all the moos) very creative, very funny--one of your many fine recordings. . .speaking of recordings, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN????????
(ABC) Agh, I think all the puns have been taken...but this was excellent! Great wordplay here.
See above!
Getting to the ten years after. Fantastic!
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