And now, the end is near
and so I face the final movie.
My friend, I'll say it clear.
I'll state my case, which is quite groovy.
I've seen them all ten times
at multiplex upon the highway.
Adventure, this I crave.
Not the Jedi way.

Regrets, I've had a few
mostly when I saw "Phantom Menace."
I did what I had to do
"Attack of Clones," it was my penance.
I planned my place in line
which now extends up to my driveway.
But patience, it is said
is the Jedi way.

Yes, there were times I'm sure my wife
said, "Come on, just get a life!"
But through it all, twenty-eight years
at least I don't wear pointed ears!
As do some Sith
but I'll get with
the old Jedi way.

I loved, I laughed and cried
from first film on, I was a rookie.
And now, with brain so fried
I can't find words, just scream like Wookie.
To think... I watched all that...
saw Lucas wit in such a dry way.
How Yoda speaks, this I do not.
Though it's Jedi way.

For what is a man, without The Force?
Turning to Dark, don't take that course!
You see these films, billions they made
'til accountants, their nerves are frayed!
Though Obi-Wan is dead and gone
follow Jedi way!

Though Obi-Wan is dead and gone...

Follow Jedi way!