i guess i'm really hooked
wife gives me dirty looks
says she wants her weed back
or she will...blow her stack
she says..you rat !
roll me up a joint that's fat
gimme just a little bit
i turn her down flat

puff it up...when i don't really need it
puff it up...and still, i don't feel it

up in my pleasure center
time spent on being bent
trippin' on some killer ganja
bong is like a rocket launcher
there's nothin' left on hand
my wife doesn't understand

puff it up...when i don't really need it
puff it up...and still, i don't feel it

she is a mad girl
she says i smoked it all
though i tried to stop it
i like...my narcotics
she says i torture her
don't give a damn for her
but that don't mean squat to her
if i find a joint for her

puff it up...when i don't really need it
puff it up...and still, i don't feel it

out in the cold, i go
out in the freezin' wind
i seek my dealer out
spend all i'm gonna spend
i gave him my last ten
my wife is gonna grin
no use waitin'
oops...i did it again

puff it up...when i don't really need it
puff it up...and still, i don't feel it
don't really feel it
don't really feel it