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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye Wrinkled Old Toad"
Original Song Title:
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Goodbye Wrinkled Old Toad"
Parody Written by:
Smurf and Mr. Horse
The Lyrics
This is the lament of Ms. Penny Lancaster over hercalling Rod Stewart her father and him calling herhis daughter and the subsequent bad press that followedand she decides to end the relationship over it...
When is it gonna die down?
When will we stop bein' slammed?
I should have stayed on my own
Shouldn't have moved in with an ol' man
You know this could go on forever
The media hounds are cruel
I'm not your daughter I just called you Daddy
This gal's too young to be singin' the blu-u-ues!
la-la-la-la-la
ooh-ooh-ooh...
(chorus)
So goodbye wrinkled old toad
Let the dogs of the media howl
You might see me in next "Penthouse"
Might as well make some big dough
Back to his prowling - old Rod will return
He's just a horny old toad
Oh I've finally decided his bank account
Won't be my yellow brick ro-o-oad
la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-laaaaa...
What do you think he'll do then?
I bet that he'll just numb his brain
It'll take him a couple of cases of vodka
To set him on his feet again
Maybe he'll find a replacement
Where's Anna Nicole to be found?
Bimbos like Anna or Penny
Waiting to cash in and put you in the gr-ou-ound!
(chorus)
So goodbye wrinkled old toad
Let the dogs of the media howl
You might see me in next "Penthouse"
Might as well make some big dough
Back to his prowling - old Rod will return
He's just a horny old toad
Oh I've finally decided his bank account
Won't be my yellow brick ro-o-oad
oh-oh-oh
la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la
oh...
When will we stop bein' slammed?
I should have stayed on my own
Shouldn't have moved in with an ol' man
You know this could go on forever
The media hounds are cruel
I'm not your daughter I just called you Daddy
This gal's too young to be singin' the blu-u-ues!
la-la-la-la-la
ooh-ooh-ooh...
(chorus)
So goodbye wrinkled old toad
Let the dogs of the media howl
You might see me in next "Penthouse"
Might as well make some big dough
Back to his prowling - old Rod will return
He's just a horny old toad
Oh I've finally decided his bank account
Won't be my yellow brick ro-o-oad
la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-laaaaa...
What do you think he'll do then?
I bet that he'll just numb his brain
It'll take him a couple of cases of vodka
To set him on his feet again
Maybe he'll find a replacement
Where's Anna Nicole to be found?
Bimbos like Anna or Penny
Waiting to cash in and put you in the gr-ou-ound!
(chorus)
So goodbye wrinkled old toad
Let the dogs of the media howl
You might see me in next "Penthouse"
Might as well make some big dough
Back to his prowling - old Rod will return
He's just a horny old toad
Oh I've finally decided his bank account
Won't be my yellow brick ro-o-oad
oh-oh-oh
la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la
oh...
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Mari will love this one, but me too. When I was working on my "Oz" parodies, I had "Follow the yellow quick toad" in my head for days.
"Where's Anna Nicole to be found?" Ha!
Thanx for your comments and votes.
Loved the goodbye wrinkled old toad lone. :D Good job
Why do the words rock star and bad taste combine so wounderfuly. Great Parody of Rod.
Only 14 more months and you can do "Do Ya Think I'm Sixty?" ;-)
HAHAHHAHA Witty there Meriadoc! Still chuckling as I write...Yeah maybe I'll be writing that one too, but if I'm not ...please carry the torch for me.. remember to write it OK! Sorry Roddy fans...but I have always hated Rod Stewart and his (tryin'-ta-be)sexy(pick-up theme songs) I wish he'd crawl back under his rock and disappear!
ROFLMFAO ROFLMFAO ROFLMFAO GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW what more can I say than 5+5+5 you funny, funny people! Well done. "He's just a horny old toad" ----- ohhh LOL LOL LOLLLLL !!!
Damn...really good. And the part about the bank account bein' a yellow brick road...so true. They rarely admit it, but it's very true. And funny. 555
Loved every line of this one. Great job you two.
Agreed ! Top job!
great
Right on!
Thanks to all votes and comments, this was a very fun parody to make.
Wow! I must have missed this one... Great Parody! 5-5-5
Goodbye? No, hallo to another 555.
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