Wasted $50 mil' together
The far Right stopped at nothing
They'd blame Clinton for the weather
But Bill broke them in half
The Right just ran aground
The independent counsel's abuse
Of law just wasn't sound
They couldn't beat Clinton, and they're so upset
Oh, and they're so bummed out

B-b-but Kenny has regrets
'Cause he was feared, he felt wonderful
Oh, Kenny was really mean
Was paid by right wing brutes to bring lawsuits
And now we've read it in Time magazine
Oh... Kenny has regrets

They did plunge us into crisis
Maybe they were blinded
By Kenny Starr's bias
We shall survive, the right wing won't last too long
Gotta fight these kooks who dress in sheets
Defeat the Right, 'cause they're wrong

They couldn't beat Clinton, and they're so upset
Oh, and they're so bummed out
B-b-but Kenny has regrets
'Cause he was feared, he felt wonderful
Oh, Kenny was really mean
He's paid by right wing brutes to bring lawsuits
And now we've read it in Time magazine
Oh... Kenny has regrets

(instrumental break)

They couldn't beat Clinton, and they're so upset
Oh, and they're so bummed out
B-b-but Kenny has regrets
'Cause he was feared, he felt wonderful
Oh, Kenny was really mean
He's paid by right wing brutes to bring lawsuits
And now we've read it in Time magazine
Oh... Kenny has regrets

Kenny! Kenny! Kenny!
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny has regrets

(repeat and fade)