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Song Parodies -> "Internet Porn"
Original Song Title:
"Crocodile Rock"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Internet Porn"
Parody Written by:
Joseph Little
The Lyrics
I remember when I was young
found my kink and it’s so much fun
stealing socks and smelling shoes
Had this one girl catch me and I got detention
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was looking at feet on the internet porn
While the other kids were talking to the girls
I was hopping and bopping to the internet porn
Well Foot worship is something naughty
and her feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those dirty socks
When Suzie wore those size 10 pumps
And the crocodile toe licking was out of sight
La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la
And her shoes came off, smelled like something died
Suzie went and got a case of athlete’s foot
Long nights creeping by the washing machine
Dreaming of her toe jam and her old funky sneaks
But they'll never kill the thrills I get
Whackin off to the internet porn
Learning fast as the weeks went past
I really thought that I could join The Foot Clan at last
Well foot worship is something naughty
and her feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those dirty socks
When Suzie wore her size 10 pumps
And the Crocodile toe licking was out of sight
La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la
I remember when I was young
found my kink and it’s so much fun
stealing socks and smelling shoes
Had this one girl catch me and I got detention
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was looking at feet on the internet porn
While the other kids were talking to the girls
I was hopping and bopping to the internet porn
Well foot worship is something naughty
and her feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those dirty socks
When Suzie wore her size 10 pumps
And the Crocodile toe licking was out of sight
La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la
La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la
La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la
found my kink and it’s so much fun
stealing socks and smelling shoes
Had this one girl catch me and I got detention
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was looking at feet on the internet porn
While the other kids were talking to the girls
I was hopping and bopping to the internet porn
Well Foot worship is something naughty
and her feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those dirty socks
When Suzie wore those size 10 pumps
And the crocodile toe licking was out of sight
La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la
And her shoes came off, smelled like something died
Suzie went and got a case of athlete’s foot
Long nights creeping by the washing machine
Dreaming of her toe jam and her old funky sneaks
But they'll never kill the thrills I get
Whackin off to the internet porn
Learning fast as the weeks went past
I really thought that I could join The Foot Clan at last
Well foot worship is something naughty
and her feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those dirty socks
When Suzie wore her size 10 pumps
And the Crocodile toe licking was out of sight
La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la
I remember when I was young
found my kink and it’s so much fun
stealing socks and smelling shoes
Had this one girl catch me and I got detention
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was looking at feet on the internet porn
While the other kids were talking to the girls
I was hopping and bopping to the internet porn
Well foot worship is something naughty
and her feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those dirty socks
When Suzie wore her size 10 pumps
And the Crocodile toe licking was out of sight
La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la
La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la
La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la
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Well, this is pretty good. Helpful hint: You should space between stanzas an choruses. Hard to follow otherwise
This may look well in my opinion, however, it's a grossed out parody. Disgusting indeed. Foot fetish also. That can't be included.
CML is correct...add a line space between choruses & verses. Kinky and gross, but not ban-worthy. 555
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