Hey kids, don't be wearing leather
Your crotch might get to rubbing, and you'll turn into a sweater
You'll feel the fabric's much too tight when you sit down
You're gonna hear the sweat drips oozing as you walk around


Suave dandies and foppies, you can see them sweat
Ooh, 'cause they're so chafed out
S-s-s-s-s-s-s-sweaty as it gets
Oh, and their rears are uncomfort'ble
So sweaty in their squeaky jeans

They cause frenetic hoots and horn-blare toots
You know the leather is a tragic scene, oh-ho-oh!
S-s-s-sweaty as it gets!


Hey kids, wearin' hide is tasteless
Aching from binding, and sweating causin' great stress
Clean air deprived, sweating makes you smell too strong
Scary plight's apparent, shouts from the freaks
Whose minds spew fright and rude songs


Your daddy and mommy, have they seen you yet
Clothed in your glow-glazed trou'?
S-s-s-s-s-s-s-sweaty as it gets
Though what you wear may be colorful
So fretting, they'd be really peeved

You'd hear collective boos and don't-wear views
'Cause, lo, you're dressing in some pants that gleam, oh-ho-ho!
S-s-s-sweaty as it gets!


Oh, randy and raunchy as the seamy set
Oh and there's no great doubt
S-s-s-s-s-s-s-sweaty as it gets
Oh, and the air is unbearable
So sweaty that ya seem unclean

You waft some wretched fumes, a mold-scare looms
You know the leather makes us wanna scream, oh-ho-oh!
S-s-s-sweaty as it gets!

Sweaty, sweaty as it gets!
Sweaty, sweaty, sweaty, sweaty as it gets!